Friday, December 15, 2006
Rodents of Unusual Size
[As transcribed by Daddy]
It looks like Mr. Shuffles has a bigger family than we realized. A MUCH bigger family. Last night we discovered a mouse trap had gone missing, some mouse 'debris', and... uh... the 'scene of a crime.' Somewhere in the house is Mr. Shuffles' bigger, larger, more indestructable sibling with a mouse trap clamped to his broken body - and he's probably going to start decaying any minute now. The realization of this gave Mommy nightmares about Rodents of Unusual Size last night. Poor Daddy, on the other hand, was the one who had to get down on his hands and knees in mouse gore and try to find Shuffles' nest. Now the apartment smells like industrial-strength vermin remover.
Aside from THAT lovely tale, today was a first for both Mommy and I. At some point this afternoon, I sneezed - right up Mommy's nose. Very weird. If she wasn't busy being shocked about how tall I've gotten in the past few months, she'd be a little bit grossed out.
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