Saturday, June 30, 2007
Greenion Cookies
[As transcribed by Daddy on July 4th]
This morning I went grocery shopping with Nana and Mommy while Daddy recovered from last night's drive. After he woke up, he took us to Kohl's, where I found a nice large pair of men's pants to lie down and have a nap in. I fell asleep in the car while Daddy went to the record store, and woke up in one heck of a foul mood. Nana cheered me up temporarily with endless presents and toys - but when they stopped coming, I got upset again. "See what other presents Nana has in her room?" I inquired, only to get turned down.
Daddy made it up to me by taking me to the book store. I had a blast, running up and down the aisles, pulling all the books off the shelves, and playing with toys. Daddy didn't get a chance to look for books for himself, but didn't mind - I was so much fun! We also went to the dollar store and the supermarket, where I smiled and waved at all the pretty young girls (and old men), who thought Daddy and I were adorable. I sure am one heck of a 'babe magnet' (and an 'old man magnet', too).
Here's the recipe for 'Greenion Cookies,' which I invented with my new toy cooking set:
Greenion Cookies
Ingredients:
Sugar
Water
Strawberries
Flour
Eggs
Chocolate
Green Onions
Butter
Boogers
1. Put all ingredients (equal amounts) into a bowl with a measuring spoon.
2. Mix all ingredients with a blender for approximately one second.
3. Pour blended mix back into a mixing bowl - mix at high-speed for five seconds.
4. Pour dough onto the floor, flatten with a rolling pin.
5. Cut out cookie-shapes with cookie cutters.
6. Eat before cooking.
7. Repeat several times.
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