Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Fei Fi Fo Fum
[As transcribed by Daddy]
Today was a pretty big cleaning day! Mommy totally cleaned up her bedroom today (because boy oh boy, did it ever need it), and I politely stood by (drawing, playing, and scurrying around) while she sorted everything out. I drew a picture of Daddy - Mommy then asked me to draw a pumpkin. I spun around and presented her with the same picture.
So, in the afternoon, I'm walkin' around, and I took a dump. Mommy smelled it from across the house and went "Fe Fi Fo Foop... I smell Clover's stinky poop!" Close to six hours later, she overheard me in my room saying "Fe Fi Fo Fum... I smell Clover's stinky bum!"
Daddy took Mommy and I out to buy some kibble for Basil and coffee, where a local celebrity (who took ten minutes to pay for coffee by counting out her pennies one-by-one on the Starbucks counter) paid me some nice compliments.
Listening to: Electric Six - I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me From Being The Master
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