Saturday, April 05, 2008
You put the Lime in the Papercut
[As transcribed by Daddy]
It was rainy, windy, and snowy outside today, so Mommy and I stayed inside and finally got caught up on a week's worth of housework and laundry and dirty dishes and stuff. We even hung some cute new decorations that Mommy made!
I was helping Mommy with some food when I started yelling and screaming today... turns out I managed to get lime juice inside a previously undetected papercut. It took me quite a while to calm down from that, and for the rest of the day my emotional barometer was pretty askew...
...which also became evident when I chomped down on my finger while eating dinner. I screamed and cried - it took a quick game of "The Jump On The Heads Game" to feel better. I like Kirby, but Mario's a good panger.*
*Panger
pang·er / Pronunciation[pang-er]
–noun
1. a person or thing that pangs.
2. Informal.
a. a disadvantageous point or circumstance, usually concealed or unnoticed: The tickets are free, but the panger is that you have to wait in line for hours to get them.
b. a surprising change or turn of events: The panger was that their friends knew it before they did.
[Origin: 2008; orig. Clover Long]
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